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diff --git a/src/.sledjChisl.conf.lua b/src/.sledjChisl.conf.lua
index 849a203..bc04835 100644
--- a/src/.sledjChisl.conf.lua
+++ b/src/.sledjChisl.conf.lua
@@ -22,5 +22,32 @@ config =
   ["idleTimeOut"]       = 24 * 60 * 60;         -- seconds
   ["newbieTimeOut"]     = 30;                   -- days
   ["pepper"]            = "My long beard is salt and pepper coloured, though there are no birds in it, only breakfast.";
+  ["ToS"]               = [[
+
+Don't do anything that is illegal anywhere in the world.
+
+Well, that wont work, almost everything is illegal somewhere in the
+world.
+
+Don't do anything that is against the moral code of the system admins.
+
+Well, except that one thing, you know, that they'll put up with coz they
+are nice people, but it's wrong m'kay.
+
+Don't be mean to anyone, except Dave, coz he smells evil.
+
+Well, it's not that Dave smells evil, he's just differently fragranced,
+and our overwashed germophobe society is well trained to demonize those
+that smell differently.  So be extra nice to Dave, coz he's a great guy,
+and is tired of everyone being mean to him just coz he's trying to be
+good for the environment and his health.  Which means he smells different
+to whatever perfume is fashionable this year, coz the corporations want
+to sell that this year.  I blame marketing, they're actually evil. 
+Sorry, went off on a rant there.
+
+Oh just respect and be nice to everyone dammit, unless they ask nicely
+otherwise.  Also be good for the environment and stay healthy.
+
+]];
 }
 return config