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1Can't do it, clock speed 1Can't do it, clock speed
2Can't do it, solar flares 2Can't do it, solar flares
3Can't do it, electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris 3Can't do it, electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris
4Can't do it, static from nylon underwear 4Can't do it, static from nylon underwear
5Can't do it, static from plastic slide rules 5Can't do it, static from plastic slide rules
6Can't do it, global warming 6Can't do it, global warming
7Can't do it, poor power conditioning 7Can't do it, poor power conditioning
8Can't do it, static buildup 8Can't do it, static buildup
9Can't do it, doppler effect 9Can't do it, doppler effect
10Can't do it, hardware stress fractures 10Can't do it, hardware stress fractures
11Can't do it, magnetic interference from money/credit cards 11Can't do it, magnetic interference from money/credit cards
12Can't do it, dry joints on cable plug 12Can't do it, dry joints on cable plug
13Can't do it, we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line 13Can't do it, we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
14Can't do it, sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support 14Can't do it, sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support
15Can't do it, temporary routing anomaly 15Can't do it, temporary routing anomaly
16Can't do it, somebody was calculating pi on the server 16Can't do it, somebody was calculating pi on the server
17Can't do it, fat electrons in the lines 17Can't do it, fat electrons in the lines
18Can't do it, excess surge protection 18Can't do it, excess surge protection
19Can't do it, floating point processor overflow 19Can't do it, floating point processor overflow
20Can't do it, divide-by-zero error 20Can't do it, divide-by-zero error
21Can't do it, POSIX compliance problem 21Can't do it, POSIX compliance problem
22Can't do it, monitor resolution too high 22Can't do it, monitor resolution too high
23Can't do it, improperly oriented keyboard 23Can't do it, improperly oriented keyboard
24Can't do it, network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon) 24Can't do it, network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)
25Can't do it, Decreasing electron flux 25Can't do it, Decreasing electron flux
26Can't do it, first Saturday after first full moon in Winter 26Can't do it, first Saturday after first full moon in Winter
27Can't do it, radiosity depletion 27Can't do it, radiosity depletion
28Can't do it, CPU radiator broken 28Can't do it, CPU radiator broken
29Can't do it, It works the way the Wang did, what's the problem 29Can't do it, It works the way the Wang did, what's the problem
30Can't do it, positron router malfunction 30Can't do it, positron router malfunction
31Can't do it, cellular telephone interference 31Can't do it, cellular telephone interference
32Can't do it, techtonic stress 32Can't do it, techtonic stress
33Can't do it, piezo-electric interference 33Can't do it, piezo-electric interference
34Can't do it, (l)user error 34Can't do it, (l)user error
35Can't do it, working as designed 35Can't do it, working as designed
36Can't do it, dynamic software linking table corrupted 36Can't do it, dynamic software linking table corrupted
37Can't do it, heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly 37Can't do it, heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly
38Can't do it, secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS 38Can't do it, secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS
39Can't do it, terrorist activities 39Can't do it, terrorist activities
40Can't do it, not enough memory, go get system upgrade 40Can't do it, not enough memory, go get system upgrade
41Can't do it, interrupt configuration error 41Can't do it, interrupt configuration error
42Can't do it, spaghetti cable cause packet failure 42Can't do it, spaghetti cable cause packet failure
43Can't do it, boss forgot system password 43Can't do it, boss forgot system password
44Can't do it, bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged 44Can't do it, bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged
45Can't do it, virus attack, luser responsible 45Can't do it, virus attack, luser responsible
46Can't do it, waste water tank overflowed onto computer 46Can't do it, waste water tank overflowed onto computer
47Can't do it, Complete Transient Lockout 47Can't do it, Complete Transient Lockout
48Can't do it, bad ether in the cables 48Can't do it, bad ether in the cables
49Can't do it, Bogon emissions 49Can't do it, Bogon emissions
50Can't do it, Change in Earth's rotational speed 50Can't do it, Change in Earth's rotational speed
51Can't do it, Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter 51Can't do it, Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter
52Can't do it, Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff wrecked the tape heads 52Can't do it, Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff wrecked the tape heads
53Can't do it, Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming 53Can't do it, Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming
54Can't do it, Evil dogs hypnotised the night shift 54Can't do it, Evil dogs hypnotised the night shift
55Can't do it, Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture 55Can't do it, Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture
56Can't do it, Electricians made popcorn in the power supply 56Can't do it, Electricians made popcorn in the power supply
57Can't do it, Groundskeepers stole the root password 57Can't do it, Groundskeepers stole the root password
58Can't do it, high pressure system failure 58Can't do it, high pressure system failure
59Can't do it, failed trials, system needs redesigned 59Can't do it, failed trials, system needs redesigned
60Can't do it, system has been recalled 60Can't do it, system has been recalled
61Can't do it, not approved by the FCC 61Can't do it, not approved by the FCC
62Can't do it, need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem 62Can't do it, need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem
63Can't do it, not properly grounded, please bury computer 63Can't do it, not properly grounded, please bury computer
64Can't do it, CPU needs recalibration 64Can't do it, CPU needs recalibration
65Can't do it, system needs to be rebooted 65Can't do it, system needs to be rebooted
66Can't do it, bit bucket overflow 66Can't do it, bit bucket overflow
67Can't do it, descramble code needed from software company 67Can't do it, descramble code needed from software company
68Can't do it, only available on a need to know basis 68Can't do it, only available on a need to know basis
69Can't do it, knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked 69Can't do it, knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked
70Can't do it, nesting roaches shorted out the ether cable 70Can't do it, nesting roaches shorted out the ether cable
71Can't do it, The file system is full of it 71Can't do it, The file system is full of it
72Can't do it, Satan did it 72Can't do it, Satan did it
73Can't do it, Daemons did it 73Can't do it, Daemons did it
74Can't do it, You're out of memory 74Can't do it, You're out of memory
75Can't do it, There isn't any problem 75Can't do it, There isn't any problem
76Can't do it, Unoptimized hard drive 76Can't do it, Unoptimized hard drive
77Can't do it, Typo in the code 77Can't do it, Typo in the code
78Can't do it, Yes, yes, its called a design limitation 78Can't do it, Yes, yes, its called a design limitation
79Can't do it, Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault. 79Can't do it, Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault.
80Can't do it, That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine? 80Can't do it, That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?
81Can't do it, Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working. 81Can't do it, Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
82Can't do it, Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files. 82Can't do it, Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.
83Can't do it, Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER. 83Can't do it, Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.
84Can't do it, Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable 84Can't do it, Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable
85Can't do it, Windows 95 undocumented "feature" 85Can't do it, Windows 95 undocumented "feature"
86Can't do it, Runt packets 86Can't do it, Runt packets
87Can't do it, Password is too complex to decrypt 87Can't do it, Password is too complex to decrypt
88Can't do it, Boss' kid fucked up the machine 88Can't do it, Boss' kid fucked up the machine
89Can't do it, Electromagnetic energy loss 89Can't do it, Electromagnetic energy loss
90Can't do it, Budget cuts 90Can't do it, Budget cuts
91Can't do it, Mouse chewed through power cable 91Can't do it, Mouse chewed through power cable
92Can't do it, Stale file handle (next time use Tupperware(tm)!) 92Can't do it, Stale file handle (next time use Tupperware(tm)!)
93Can't do it, Feature not yet implemented 93Can't do it, Feature not yet implemented
94Can't do it, Internet outage 94Can't do it, Internet outage
95Can't do it, Pentium FDIV bug 95Can't do it, Pentium FDIV bug
96Can't do it, Vendor no longer supports the product 96Can't do it, Vendor no longer supports the product
97Can't do it, Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies 97Can't do it, Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies
98Can't do it, The vendor put the bug there. 98Can't do it, The vendor put the bug there.
99Can't do it, SIMM crosstalk. 99Can't do it, SIMM crosstalk.
100Can't do it, IRQ dropout 100Can't do it, IRQ dropout
101Can't do it, Collapsed Backbone 101Can't do it, Collapsed Backbone
102Can't do it, Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipment 102Can't do it, Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipment
103Can't do it, operators on strike due to broken coffee machine 103Can't do it, operators on strike due to broken coffee machine
104Can't do it, backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD 104Can't do it, backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD
105Can't do it, UPS interrupted the server's power 105Can't do it, UPS interrupted the server's power
106Can't do it, The electrician didn't know what the yellow cable was so he yanked the ethernet out. 106Can't do it, The electrician didn't know what the yellow cable was so he yanked the ethernet out.
107Can't do it, The keyboard isn't plugged in 107Can't do it, The keyboard isn't plugged in
108Can't do it, The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room 108Can't do it, The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room
109Can't do it, The electricity substation in the car park blew up. 109Can't do it, The electricity substation in the car park blew up.
110Can't do it, The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out 110Can't do it, The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out
111Can't do it, The salesman drove over the CPU board. 111Can't do it, The salesman drove over the CPU board.
112Can't do it, The monitor is plugged into the serial port 112Can't do it, The monitor is plugged into the serial port
113Can't do it, Root nameservers are out of sync 113Can't do it, Root nameservers are out of sync
114Can't do it, electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke testing. 114Can't do it, electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke testing.
115Can't do it, your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes. 115Can't do it, your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.
116Can't do it, the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa. 116Can't do it, the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa.
117Can't do it, the printer thinks its a router. 117Can't do it, the printer thinks its a router.
118Can't do it, the router thinks its a printer. 118Can't do it, the router thinks its a printer.
119Can't do it, evil hackers from Serbia. 119Can't do it, evil hackers from Serbia.
120Can't do it, we just switched to FDDI. 120Can't do it, we just switched to FDDI.
121Can't do it, halon system went off and killed the operators. 121Can't do it, halon system went off and killed the operators.
122Can't do it, because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day. 122Can't do it, because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
123Can't do it, user to computer ratio too high. 123Can't do it, user to computer ratio too high.
124Can't do it, user to computer ration too low. 124Can't do it, user to computer ration too low.
125Can't do it, we just switched to Sprint. 125Can't do it, we just switched to Sprint.
126Can't do it, it has Intel Inside 126Can't do it, it has Intel Inside
127Can't do it, Sticky bits on disk. 127Can't do it, Sticky bits on disk.
128Can't do it, Power Company having EMP problems with their reactor 128Can't do it, Power Company having EMP problems with their reactor
129Can't do it, The ring needs another token 129Can't do it, The ring needs another token
130Can't do it, new management 130Can't do it, new management
131Can't do it, telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused 131Can't do it, telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused
132Can't do it, SCSI Chain overterminated 132Can't do it, SCSI Chain overterminated
133Can't do it, It's not plugged in. 133Can't do it, It's not plugged in.
134Can't do it, because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch 134Can't do it, because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch
135Can't do it, You put the disk in upside down. 135Can't do it, You put the disk in upside down.
136Can't do it, Daemons loose in system. 136Can't do it, Daemons loose in system.
137Can't do it, User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI. 137Can't do it, User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI.
138Can't do it, BNC (brain not connected) 138Can't do it, BNC (brain not connected)
139Can't do it, UBNC (user brain not connected) 139Can't do it, UBNC (user brain not connected)
140Can't do it, LBNC (luser brain not connected) 140Can't do it, LBNC (luser brain not connected)
141Can't do it, disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper. 141Can't do it, disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.
142Can't do it, new guy cross-connected phone lines with ac power bus. 142Can't do it, new guy cross-connected phone lines with ac power bus.
143Can't do it, had to use hammer to free stuck disk drive heads. 143Can't do it, had to use hammer to free stuck disk drive heads.
144Can't do it, Too few computrons available. 144Can't do it, Too few computrons available.
145Can't do it, Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. ("Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes Can't do it, hurling down the highway" Andrew S. Tannenbaum) 145Can't do it, Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. ("Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes Can't do it, hurling down the highway" Andrew S. Tannenbaum)
146Can't do it, Communications satellite used by the military for star wars. 146Can't do it, Communications satellite used by the military for star wars.
147Can't do it, Party-bug in the Aloha protocol. 147Can't do it, Party-bug in the Aloha protocol.
148Can't do it, Insert coin for new game 148Can't do it, Insert coin for new game
149Can't do it, Dew on the telephone lines. 149Can't do it, Dew on the telephone lines.
150Can't do it, Arcserve crashed the server again. 150Can't do it, Arcserve crashed the server again.
151Can't do it, Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug. 151Can't do it, Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug.
152Can't do it, My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip. 152Can't do it, My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.
153Can't do it, Big to little endian conversion error 153Can't do it, Big to little endian conversion error
154Can't do it, You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages) 154Can't do it, You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)
155Can't do it, Dumb terminal 155Can't do it, Dumb terminal
156Can't do it, Zombie processes haunting the computer 156Can't do it, Zombie processes haunting the computer
157Can't do it, Incorrect time synchronization 157Can't do it, Incorrect time synchronization
158Can't do it, Defunct processes 158Can't do it, Defunct processes
159Can't do it, Stubborn processes 159Can't do it, Stubborn processes
160Can't do it, non-redundant fan failure 160Can't do it, non-redundant fan failure
161Can't do it, monitor VLF leakage 161Can't do it, monitor VLF leakage
162Can't do it, bugs in the RAID 162Can't do it, bugs in the RAID
163Can't do it, no "any" key on keyboard 163Can't do it, no "any" key on keyboard
164Can't do it, root rot 164Can't do it, root rot
165Can't do it, Backbone Scoliosis 165Can't do it, Backbone Scoliosis
166Can't do it, /pub/lunch 166Can't do it, /pub/lunch
167Can't do it, excessive collisions & not enough packet ambulances 167Can't do it, excessive collisions & not enough packet ambulances
168Can't do it, le0: no carrier: transceiver cable problem? 168Can't do it, le0: no carrier: transceiver cable problem?
169Can't do it, broadcast packets on wrong frequency 169Can't do it, broadcast packets on wrong frequency
170Can't do it, popper unable to process jumbo kernel 170Can't do it, popper unable to process jumbo kernel
171Can't do it, NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full 171Can't do it, NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full
172Can't do it, pseudo-user on a pseudo-terminal 172Can't do it, pseudo-user on a pseudo-terminal
173Can't do it, Recursive traversal of loopback mount points 173Can't do it, Recursive traversal of loopback mount points
174Can't do it, Backbone adjustment 174Can't do it, Backbone adjustment
175Can't do it, OS swapped to disk 175Can't do it, OS swapped to disk
176Can't do it, vapors from evaporating sticky-note adhesives 176Can't do it, vapors from evaporating sticky-note adhesives
177Can't do it, sticktion 177Can't do it, sticktion
178Can't do it, short leg on process table 178Can't do it, short leg on process table
179Can't do it, multicasts on broken packets 179Can't do it, multicasts on broken packets
180Can't do it, ether leak 180Can't do it, ether leak
181Can't do it, Atilla the Hub 181Can't do it, Atilla the Hub
182Can't do it, endothermal recalibration 182Can't do it, endothermal recalibration
183Can't do it, filesystem not big enough for Jumbo Kernel Patch 183Can't do it, filesystem not big enough for Jumbo Kernel Patch
184Can't do it, loop found in loop in redundant loopback 184Can't do it, loop found in loop in redundant loopback
185Can't do it, system consumed all the paper for paging 185Can't do it, system consumed all the paper for paging
186Can't do it, permission denied 186Can't do it, permission denied
187Can't do it, Reformatting Page. Wait... 187Can't do it, Reformatting Page. Wait...
188Can't do it, ..disk or the processor is on fire. 188Can't do it, ..disk or the processor is on fire.
189Can't do it, SCSI's too wide. 189Can't do it, SCSI's too wide.
190Can't do it, Proprietary Information. 190Can't do it, Proprietary Information.
191Can't do it, Just type 'mv * /dev/null'. 191Can't do it, Just type 'mv * /dev/null'.
192Can't do it, runaway cat on system. 192Can't do it, runaway cat on system.
193Can't do it, Did you pay the new Support Fee? 193Can't do it, Did you pay the new Support Fee?
194Can't do it, We only support a 1200 bps connection. 194Can't do it, We only support a 1200 bps connection.
195Can't do it, We only support a 28000 bps connection. 195Can't do it, We only support a 28000 bps connection.
196Can't do it, Can't do it, Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors. 196Can't do it, Can't do it, Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.
197Can't do it, I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us. 197Can't do it, I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.
198Can't do it, Post-it Note Sludge leaked into the monitor. 198Can't do it, Post-it Note Sludge leaked into the monitor.
199Can't do it, the curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity. 199Can't do it, the curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity.
200Can't do it, The monitor needs another box of pixels. 200Can't do it, The monitor needs another box of pixels.
201Can't do it, RPC_PMAP_FAILURE 201Can't do it, RPC_PMAP_FAILURE
202Can't do it, kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded. 202Can't do it, kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.
203Can't do it, Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer. 203Can't do it, Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.
204Can't do it, Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines." 204Can't do it, Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines."
205Can't do it, Quantum dynamics are affecting the transistors 205Can't do it, Quantum dynamics are affecting the transistors
206Can't do it, Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-trafficker 206Can't do it, Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-trafficker
207Can't do it, We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please Can't do it, bear with us. 207Can't do it, We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please Can't do it, bear with us.
208Can't do it, Your mail is being routed through Germany ... and they're censoring us. 208Can't do it, Your mail is being routed through Germany ... and they're censoring us.
209Can't do it, Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft) 209Can't do it, Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft)
210Can't do it, We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off. 210Can't do it, We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.
211Can't do it, Lightning strikes. 211Can't do it, Lightning strikes.
212Can't do it, Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade. 212Can't do it, Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade.
213Can't do it, Change your language to Finnish. 213Can't do it, Change your language to Finnish.
214Can't do it, Fluorescent lights are generating negative ions. If turning them off doesn't work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends. 214Can't do it, Fluorescent lights are generating negative ions. If turning them off doesn't work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends.
215Can't do it, High nuclear activity in your area. 215Can't do it, High nuclear activity in your area.
216Can't do it, What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow, Can't do it, aren't you the lucky one, your office is right over where the core is buried! 216Can't do it, What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow, Can't do it, aren't you the lucky one, your office is right over where the core is buried!
217Can't do it, The MGs ran out of gas. 217Can't do it, The MGs ran out of gas.
218Can't do it, The UPS doesn't have a battery backup. 218Can't do it, The UPS doesn't have a battery backup.
219Can't do it, Recursivity. Call back if it happens again. 219Can't do it, Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.
220Can't do it, Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch. 220Can't do it, Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.
221Can't do it, The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know. 221Can't do it, The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.
222Can't do it, I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book. 222Can't do it, I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.
223Can't do it, The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?). 223Can't do it, The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).
224Can't do it, Jan 9 16:41:27 huber su: 'su root' succeeded for .... on /dev/pts/1 224Can't do it, Jan 9 16:41:27 huber su: 'su root' succeeded for .... on /dev/pts/1
225Can't do it, It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up. 225Can't do it, It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.
226Can't do it, A star wars satellite accidently blew up the WAN. 226Can't do it, A star wars satellite accidently blew up the WAN.
227Can't do it, Fatal error right in front of screen 227Can't do it, Fatal error right in front of screen
228Can't do it, That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade. 228Can't do it, That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.
229Can't do it, wrong polarity of neutron flow 229Can't do it, wrong polarity of neutron flow
230Can't do it, Lusers learning curve appears to be fractal 230Can't do it, Lusers learning curve appears to be fractal
231Can't do it, We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill. 231Can't do it, We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.
232Can't do it, Ionization from the air-conditioning 232Can't do it, Ionization from the air-conditioning
233Can't do it, TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low. 233Can't do it, TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.
234Can't do it, Someone is broadcasting pygmy packets and the router doesn't know how to deal with them. 234Can't do it, Someone is broadcasting pygmy packets and the router doesn't know how to deal with them.
235Can't do it, The new frame relay network hasn't bedded down the software loop transmitter yet. 235Can't do it, The new frame relay network hasn't bedded down the software loop transmitter yet.
236Can't do it, Fanout dropping voltage too much, try cutting some of those little traces 236Can't do it, Fanout dropping voltage too much, try cutting some of those little traces
237Can't do it, Plate voltage too low on demodulator tube 237Can't do it, Plate voltage too low on demodulator tube
238Can't do it, You did wha... oh _dear_.... 238Can't do it, You did wha... oh _dear_....
239Can't do it, CPU needs bearings repacked 239Can't do it, CPU needs bearings repacked
240Can't do it, Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible! 240Can't do it, Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible!
241Can't do it, _Rosin_ core solder? But... 241Can't do it, _Rosin_ core solder? But...
242Can't do it, Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric... 242Can't do it, Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric...
243Can't do it, The computer fleetly, mouse and all. 243Can't do it, The computer fleetly, mouse and all.
244Can't do it, Your cat tried to eat the mouse. 244Can't do it, Your cat tried to eat the mouse.
245Can't do it, The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile. 245Can't do it, The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile.
246Can't do it, It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month) 246Can't do it, It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)
247Can't do it, Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time. (namely none Can't do it, allowed....) 247Can't do it, Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time. (namely none Can't do it, allowed....)
248Can't do it, Too much radiation coming from the soil. 248Can't do it, Too much radiation coming from the soil.
249Can't do it, Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever. Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week. 249Can't do it, Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever. Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week.
250Can't do it, Program load too heavy for processor to lift. 250Can't do it, Program load too heavy for processor to lift.
251Can't do it, Processes running slowly due to weak power supply 251Can't do it, Processes running slowly due to weak power supply
252Can't do it, Our ISP is having {switching,routing,SMDS,frame relay} problems 252Can't do it, Our ISP is having {switching,routing,SMDS,frame relay} problems
253Can't do it, We've run out of licenses 253Can't do it, We've run out of licenses
254Can't do it, Interference from lunar radiation 254Can't do it, Interference from lunar radiation
255Can't do it, Standing room only on the bus. 255Can't do it, Standing room only on the bus.
256Can't do it, You need to install an RTFM interface. 256Can't do it, You need to install an RTFM interface.
257Can't do it, That would be because the software doesn't work. 257Can't do it, That would be because the software doesn't work.
258Can't do it, That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered. 258Can't do it, That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
259Can't do it, Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too. 259Can't do it, Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.
260Can't do it, We're upgrading /dev/null 260Can't do it, We're upgrading /dev/null
261Can't do it, The Usenet news is out of date 261Can't do it, The Usenet news is out of date
262Can't do it, Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel. 262Can't do it, Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.
263Can't do it, It's stuck in the Web. 263Can't do it, It's stuck in the Web.
264Can't do it, Your modem doesn't speak English. 264Can't do it, Your modem doesn't speak English.
265Can't do it, The mouse escaped. 265Can't do it, The mouse escaped.
266Can't do it, All of the packets are empty. 266Can't do it, All of the packets are empty.
267Can't do it, The UPS is on strike. 267Can't do it, The UPS is on strike.
268Can't do it, Neutrino overload on the nameserver 268Can't do it, Neutrino overload on the nameserver
269Can't do it, Melting hard drives 269Can't do it, Melting hard drives
270Can't do it, Someone has messed up the kernel pointers 270Can't do it, Someone has messed up the kernel pointers
271Can't do it, The kernel license has expired 271Can't do it, The kernel license has expired
272Can't do it, Netscape has crashed 272Can't do it, Netscape has crashed
273Can't do it, The cord jumped over and hit the power switch. 273Can't do it, The cord jumped over and hit the power switch.
274Can't do it, It was OK before you touched it. 274Can't do it, It was OK before you touched it.
275Can't do it, Bit rot 275Can't do it, Bit rot
276Can't do it, U.S. Postal Service 276Can't do it, U.S. Postal Service
277Can't do it, Your Flux Capacitor has gone bad. 277Can't do it, Your Flux Capacitor has gone bad.
278Can't do it, The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated. 278Can't do it, The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.
279Can't do it, The static electricity routing is acting up... 279Can't do it, The static electricity routing is acting up...
280Can't do it, Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem. 280Can't do it, Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem.
281Can't do it, The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the ISDN server. 281Can't do it, The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the ISDN server.
282Can't do it, High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to avoid Can't do it, damaging it. 282Can't do it, High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to avoid Can't do it, damaging it.
283Can't do it, Lawn mower blade in your fan need sharpening 283Can't do it, Lawn mower blade in your fan need sharpening
284Can't do it, Electrons on a bender 284Can't do it, Electrons on a bender
285Can't do it, Telecommunications is upgrading. 285Can't do it, Telecommunications is upgrading.
286Can't do it, Telecommunications is downgrading. 286Can't do it, Telecommunications is downgrading.
287Can't do it, Telecommunications is downshifting. 287Can't do it, Telecommunications is downshifting.
288Can't do it, Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own... 288Can't do it, Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...
289Can't do it, Interference between the keyboard and the chair. 289Can't do it, Interference between the keyboard and the chair.
290Can't do it, The CPU has shifted, and become decentralized. 290Can't do it, The CPU has shifted, and become decentralized.
291Can't do it, Due to the CDA, we no longer have a root account. 291Can't do it, Due to the CDA, we no longer have a root account.
292Can't do it, vWe ran out of dial tone and we're and waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle. 292Can't do it, vWe ran out of dial tone and we're and waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
293Can't do it, You must've hit the wrong any key. 293Can't do it, You must've hit the wrong any key.
294Can't do it, PCMCIA slave driver 294Can't do it, PCMCIA slave driver
295Can't do it, The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it. 295Can't do it, The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
296Can't do it, The hardware bus needs a new token. 296Can't do it, The hardware bus needs a new token.
297Can't do it, Too many interrupts 297Can't do it, Too many interrupts
298Can't do it, Not enough interrupts 298Can't do it, Not enough interrupts
299Can't do it, The data on your hard drive is out of balance. 299Can't do it, The data on your hard drive is out of balance.
300Can't do it, Digital Manipulator exceeding velocity parameters 300Can't do it, Digital Manipulator exceeding velocity parameters
301Can't do it, appears to be a Slow/Narrow SCSI-0 Interface problem 301Can't do it, appears to be a Slow/Narrow SCSI-0 Interface problem
302Can't do it, microelectronic Riemannian curved-space fault in write-only file systemvfractal radiation jamming the backbone 302Can't do it, microelectronic Riemannian curved-space fault in write-only file systemvfractal radiation jamming the backbone
303Can't do it, routing problems on the neural net 303Can't do it, routing problems on the neural net
304Can't do it, IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptible-Power-Supply 304Can't do it, IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptible-Power-Supply
305Can't do it, CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road 305Can't do it, CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road
306Can't do it, emissions from GSM-phones 306Can't do it, emissions from GSM-phones
307Can't do it, CD-ROM server needs recalibration 307Can't do it, CD-ROM server needs recalibration
308Can't do it, firewall needs cooling 308Can't do it, firewall needs cooling
309Can't do it, asynchronous inode failure 309Can't do it, asynchronous inode failure
310Can't do it, transient bus protocol violation 310Can't do it, transient bus protocol violation
311Can't do it, incompatible bit-registration operators 311Can't do it, incompatible bit-registration operators
312Can't do it, your process is not ISO 9000 compliant 312Can't do it, your process is not ISO 9000 compliant
313Can't do it, You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus. 313Can't do it, You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.
314Can't do it, The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing 314Can't do it, The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing
315Can't do it, Elves on strike. (Why do they call EMAG Elf Magic) 315Can't do it, Elves on strike. (Why do they call EMAG Elf Magic)
316Can't do it, Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on. 316Can't do it, Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on.
317Can't do it, Your EMAIL is now being delivered by the USPS. 317Can't do it, Your EMAIL is now being delivered by the USPS.
318Can't do it, Your computer hasn't been returning all the bits it gets from the Internet. 318Can't do it, Your computer hasn't been returning all the bits it gets from the Internet.
319Can't do it, You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus. 319Can't do it, You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus.
320Can't do it, Scheduled global CPU outage 320Can't do it, Scheduled global CPU outage
321Can't do it, Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Can't do it, Chip while he isn't working, do you?) 321Can't do it, Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Can't do it, Chip while he isn't working, do you?)
322Can't do it, Your processor has processed too many instructions. Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!! 322Can't do it, Your processor has processed too many instructions. Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!!
323Can't do it, Your packets were eaten by the terminator 323Can't do it, Your packets were eaten by the terminator
324Can't do it, Your processor does not develop enough heat. 324Can't do it, Your processor does not develop enough heat.
325Can't do it, We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room. 325Can't do it, We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
326Can't do it, The POP server is out of Coke 326Can't do it, The POP server is out of Coke
327Can't do it, Fiber optics caused gas main leak 327Can't do it, Fiber optics caused gas main leak
328Can't do it, Server depressed, needs Prozac 328Can't do it, Server depressed, needs Prozac
329Can't do it, quantum decoherence 329Can't do it, quantum decoherence
330Can't do it, those damn raccoons! 330Can't do it, those damn raccoons!
331Can't do it, suboptimal routing experience 331Can't do it, suboptimal routing experience
332Can't do it, A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged 332Can't do it, A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged
333Can't do it, 50% of the manual is in .pdf readme files 333Can't do it, 50% of the manual is in .pdf readme files
334Can't do it, the AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference 334Can't do it, the AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference
335Can't do it, the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice 335Can't do it, the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice
336Can't do it, the butane lighter causes the pincushioning 336Can't do it, the butane lighter causes the pincushioning
337Can't do it, old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fumes 337Can't do it, old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fumes
338Can't do it, manager in the cable duct 338Can't do it, manager in the cable duct
339Can't do it, We'll fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack). 339Can't do it, We'll fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).
340Can't do it, HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here 340Can't do it, HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here
341Can't do it, HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power 341Can't do it, HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power
342Can't do it, The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ? 342Can't do it, The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?
343Can't do it, Network failure - call NBC 343Can't do it, Network failure - call NBC
344Can't do it, Having to manually track the satellite. 344Can't do it, Having to manually track the satellite.
345Can't do it, Your/our computer(s) had suffered a memory leak, and we are waiting for them to be topped up. 345Can't do it, Your/our computer(s) had suffered a memory leak, and we are waiting for them to be topped up.
346Can't do it, The rubber band broke 346Can't do it, The rubber band broke
347Can't do it, We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose. 347Can't do it, We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
348Can't do it, Stray Alpha Particles from memory packaging caused Hard Memory Error on Server. 348Can't do it, Stray Alpha Particles from memory packaging caused Hard Memory Error on Server.
349Can't do it, paradigm shift...without a clutch 349Can't do it, paradigm shift...without a clutch
350Can't do it, PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair) 350Can't do it, PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
351Can't do it, The cables are not the same length. 351Can't do it, The cables are not the same length.
352Can't do it, Second-system effect. 352Can't do it, Second-system effect.
353Can't do it, Chewing gum on /dev/sd3c 353Can't do it, Chewing gum on /dev/sd3c
354Can't do it, Boredom in the Kernel. 354Can't do it, Boredom in the Kernel.
355Can't do it, the daemons! the daemons! the terrible daemons! 355Can't do it, the daemons! the daemons! the terrible daemons!
356Can't do it, I'd love to help you -- it's just that the Boss won't let me near the computer. 356Can't do it, I'd love to help you -- it's just that the Boss won't let me near the computer.
357Can't do it, struck by the Good Times virus 357Can't do it, struck by the Good Times virus
358Can't do it, YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error 358Can't do it, YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error
359Can't do it, Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache. 359Can't do it, Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.
360Can't do it, Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin. Poor misguided Can't do it, fools. 360Can't do it, Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin. Poor misguided Can't do it, fools.
361Can't do it, Plasma conduit breach 361Can't do it, Plasma conduit breach
362Can't do it, Out of cards on drive D: 362Can't do it, Out of cards on drive D:
363Can't do it, Sand fleas eating the Internet cables 363Can't do it, Sand fleas eating the Internet cables
364Can't do it, parallel processors running perpendicular today 364Can't do it, parallel processors running perpendicular today
365Can't do it, ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can't connect 365Can't do it, ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can't connect
366Can't do it, Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult. 366Can't do it, Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult.
367Can't do it, Failure to adjust for daylight savings time. 367Can't do it, Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
368Can't do it, Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins. 368Can't do it, Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
369Can't do it, Virus due to computers having unsafe sex. 369Can't do it, Virus due to computers having unsafe sex.
370Can't do it, Incorrectly configured static routes on the corerouters. 370Can't do it, Incorrectly configured static routes on the corerouters.
371Can't do it, Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit. 371Can't do it, Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.
372Can't do it, Suspicious pointer corrupted virtual machine 372Can't do it, Suspicious pointer corrupted virtual machine
373Can't do it, It's the InterNIC's fault. 373Can't do it, It's the InterNIC's fault.
374Can't do it, Root name servers corrupted. 374Can't do it, Root name servers corrupted.
375Can't do it, Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers. 375Can't do it, Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.
376Can't do it, Someone hooked the twisted pair wires into the answering machine. 376Can't do it, Someone hooked the twisted pair wires into the answering machine.
377Can't do it, Operators killed by year 2000 bug bite. 377Can't do it, Operators killed by year 2000 bug bite.
378Can't do it, We've picked COBOL as the language of choice. 378Can't do it, We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
379Can't do it, Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over. 379Can't do it, Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over.
380Can't do it, Robotic tape changer mistook operator's tie for a backup tape. 380Can't do it, Robotic tape changer mistook operator's tie for a backup tape.
381Can't do it, Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems. 381Can't do it, Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.
382Can't do it, Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet. 382Can't do it, Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.
383Can't do it, it's an ID-10-T error 383Can't do it, it's an ID-10-T error
384Can't do it, Dyslexics retyping hosts file on servers 384Can't do it, Dyslexics retyping hosts file on servers
385Can't do it, The Internet is being scanned for viruses. 385Can't do it, The Internet is being scanned for viruses.
386Can't do it, Your computer's union contract is set to expire at midnight. 386Can't do it, Your computer's union contract is set to expire at midnight.
387Can't do it, Bad user karma. 387Can't do it, Bad user karma.
388Can't do it, /dev/clue was linked to /dev/null 388Can't do it, /dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
389Can't do it, Increased sunspot activity. 389Can't do it, Increased sunspot activity.
390Can't do it, We already sent around a notice about that. 390Can't do it, We already sent around a notice about that.
391Can't do it, It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry. 391Can't do it, It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry.
392Can't do it, Interference from the Van Allen Belt. 392Can't do it, Interference from the Van Allen Belt.
393Can't do it, Jupiter is aligned with Mars. 393Can't do it, Jupiter is aligned with Mars.
394Can't do it, Redundant ACLs. 394Can't do it, Redundant ACLs.
395Can't do it, Mail server hit by UniSpammer. 395Can't do it, Mail server hit by UniSpammer.
396Can't do it, T-1's congested due to porn traffic to the news server. 396Can't do it, T-1's congested due to porn traffic to the news server.
397Can't do it, Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet. 397Can't do it, Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet.
398Can't do it, We are a 100% Microsoft Shop. 398Can't do it, We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
399Can't do it, We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature. 399Can't do it, We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.
400Can't do it, Sales staff sold a product we don't offer. 400Can't do it, Sales staff sold a product we don't offer.
401Can't do it, Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees. 401Can't do it, Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
402Can't do it, Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers. 402Can't do it, Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.
403Can't do it, Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer. 403Can't do it, Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.
404Can't do it, Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much. 404Can't do it, Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.
405Can't do it, Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital. 405Can't do it, Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.
406Can't do it, Route flapping at the NAP. 406Can't do it, Route flapping at the NAP.
407Can't do it, Computers under water due to SYN flooding. 407Can't do it, Computers under water due to SYN flooding.
408Can't do it, The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied. 408Can't do it, The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.
409Can't do it, Electrical conduits in machine room are melting. 409Can't do it, Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.
410Can't do it, Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway. 410Can't do it, Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
411Can't do it, Radial Telemetry Infiltration 411Can't do it, Radial Telemetry Infiltration
412Can't do it, Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server. 412Can't do it, Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server.
413Can't do it, tachyon emissions overloading the system 413Can't do it, tachyon emissions overloading the system
414Can't do it, Maintenance window broken 414Can't do it, Maintenance window broken
415Can't do it, We're out of slots on the server 415Can't do it, We're out of slots on the server
416Can't do it, Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend. 416Can't do it, Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.
417Can't do it, Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM. 417Can't do it, Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
418Can't do it, Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem 418Can't do it, Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem
419Can't do it, Feature was not beta tested 419Can't do it, Feature was not beta tested
420Can't do it, Domain controller not responding 420Can't do it, Domain controller not responding
421Can't do it, Someone else stole your IP address, call the Internet detectives! 421Can't do it, Someone else stole your IP address, call the Internet detectives!
422Can't do it, It's not RFC-822 compliant. 422Can't do it, It's not RFC-822 compliant.
423Can't do it, operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014) 423Can't do it, operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)
424Can't do it, stop bit received 424Can't do it, stop bit received
425Can't do it, internet is needed to catch the etherbunny 425Can't do it, internet is needed to catch the etherbunny
426Can't do it, network down, IP packets delivered via UPS 426Can't do it, network down, IP packets delivered via UPS
427Can't do it, Firmware update in the coffee machine 427Can't do it, Firmware update in the coffee machine
428Can't do it, Temporal anomaly 428Can't do it, Temporal anomaly
429Can't do it, Mouse has out-of-cheese-error 429Can't do it, Mouse has out-of-cheese-error
430Can't do it, Borg implants are failing 430Can't do it, Borg implants are failing
431Can't do it, Borg nanites have infested the server 431Can't do it, Borg nanites have infested the server
432Can't do it, error: one bad user found in front of screen 432Can't do it, error: one bad user found in front of screen
433Can't do it, Please state the nature of the technical emergency 433Can't do it, Please state the nature of the technical emergency
434Can't do it, Internet shut down due to maintenance 434Can't do it, Internet shut down due to maintenance
435Can't do it, Daemon escaped from pentagram 435Can't do it, Daemon escaped from pentagram
436Can't do it, crop circles in the corn shell 436Can't do it, crop circles in the corn shell
437Can't do it, sticky bit has come loose 437Can't do it, sticky bit has come loose
438Can't do it, Hot Java has gone cold 438Can't do it, Hot Java has gone cold
439Can't do it, Cache miss - please take better aim next time 439Can't do it, Cache miss - please take better aim next time
440Can't do it, Hash table has woodworm 440Can't do it, Hash table has woodworm
441Can't do it, Trojan horse ran out of hay 441Can't do it, Trojan horse ran out of hay
442Can't do it, Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted. 442Can't do it, Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted.
443Can't do it, overflow error in /dev/null 443Can't do it, overflow error in /dev/null
444Can't do it, Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it. 444Can't do it, Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
445Can't do it, Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell. 445Can't do it, Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.
446Can't do it, According to Microsoft, it's by design 446Can't do it, According to Microsoft, it's by design
447Can't do it, vi needs to be upgraded to vii 447Can't do it, vi needs to be upgraded to vii
448Can't do it, greenpeace free'd the mallocs 448Can't do it, greenpeace free'd the mallocs
449Can't do it, Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden) 449Can't do it, Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
450Can't do it, astropneumatic oscillations in the water-cooling 450Can't do it, astropneumatic oscillations in the water-cooling
451Can't do it, Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker. 451Can't do it, Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.
452Can't do it, Rhythmic variations in the voltage reaching the power supply. 452Can't do it, Rhythmic variations in the voltage reaching the power supply.
453Can't do it, Keyboard Actuator Failure. Order and Replace. 453Can't do it, Keyboard Actuator Failure. Order and Replace.
454Can't do it, Packet held up at customs. 454Can't do it, Packet held up at customs.
455Can't do it, Propagation delay. 455Can't do it, Propagation delay.
456Can't do it, High line impedance. 456Can't do it, High line impedance.
457Can't do it, Someone set us up the bomb. 457Can't do it, Someone set us up the bomb.
458Can't do it, Power surges on the Underground. 458Can't do it, Power surges on the Underground.
459Can't do it, I'm saying stuff based upon the The Bastard Operator From Hell Stories written by Simon Paul Travaglia. Datamation magazine owns the Electronic Can't do it, Rights to the orgional works of the BOFH. 459Can't do it, I'm saying stuff based upon the The Bastard Operator From Hell Stories written by Simon Paul Travaglia. Datamation magazine owns the Electronic Can't do it, Rights to the orgional works of the BOFH.
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